Monday, March 31

🚨NATION

📌 New FDA commissioner agreed to oust top vaccine regulator after private swearing-in (POLITICO)

📌 Fast-moving California wildfire burns 1,200 acres and prompts evacuations (USA TODAY)

📌 Trump 'very angry' with Putin; considers tariffs on anyone buying Russian oil (MO NEWS)

🌎 AROUND THE WORLD

📌 Battle over Greenland heats up with Denmark’s PM set to visit just days after JD Vance (CNBC)

📌 Earthquake compounds Myanmar’s humanitarian crisis as the death toll passes 2,000 (AP)

📌 Far-right leader Marine Le Pen banned from 2027 presidential race, throwing French politics into disarray (CNN)

📌 Hamas tortures protester to death and leaves body on family’s doorstep (TELEGRAPH) Israeli military orders the evacuation of Gaza’s southern city of Rafah (AP)

📌 Iran has rejected direct negotiations with the U.S. in response to Trump's letter (NBC)

📱BUSINESS, SCIENCE & TECH

📌 Elon Musk and Taylor Swift can now hide details of their private jets (VERGE)

📌 The Proud Boys and militias come to Tesla’s defense (WIRED)

🎬 SPORTS & ENTERTAINMENT

📌 Jessica Simpson reveals why she's been drinking snake sperm (E!)

📌 Upsets are out as top seeds dominate 2025 NCAA basketball tournaments (NBC)

📌 Morgan Wallen walks off SNL stage, returns to 'God's country' (FOX)

📌 HBO's 'White Lotus' went 'too far' using Duke apparel in scene of character considering suicide, school says (NBC)